Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago shares funny pick-up lines, quotes anew

Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago has once again included funny pick-up lines and quotes in her speech to get the attention of the crowd composed mostly of college students in an RH Bill forum held at the Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Muntinlupa on November 25, 2011.

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago delivering her speech at the Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Muntinlupa | Photo courtesy of Sen. Satiago's Facebook Fan Page

Check out below some of the pick-up lines and quotes shared by Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago during the forum:

"Masasabi mo bang bobo ako kung ikaw lang naman ang laman ng utak ko."

"Sana magkasama tayo sa pila para kapag may sumigaw na 'Next!" at hindi mo narinig, tatanungin mo agad ako na "Tayo na ba?"

"Ako na'ng magababayad ng tuition fee mo basta pag-aralan mo lang ako."

"Pangalan mo pa lang kinikilig na ako. Paano kaya kung magkaapilyedo na tayo."

"Ang pag-ibig ay parang ketchup, matamis pero maraming nakikisawsaw."

"Straw ka ba? Kasi sip-sip ka na, plastic ka pa."

"Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Boto kasi sayo magulang ko."

"Ano'ng height mo? Paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?"

Sen. Santiago also used  pick-up lines and "banat" quotes during an RH Bill forum in UP last September. Read the transcript of her speech here: http://noypistuff.blogspot.com/2011/09/sen-miriam-defensor-santiago-pick-up.html